Me tinks it is up-toon top rankin' to get da cat SPADE and NEUTRED.

Da cat is a bit of a slag (and I is sayin' dat wid respect for da cat), and if him or she has their way, dey will be oot and aboot shaggin' all the time (like me Oncle John.) Before you knoo it, there will be hundreds of unwanted kittons on da streets of Kingston and Negril, kittons wot don't have no hooms and no love. Dis is not uptoon top-rankin', mon! It is not fly! It is CRUEL.

So get da cat SPADE and NEUTERED!

If da cat comes from the Humane Society (US) or da Cats Protection League (UK), dey will get da cat fixed for you at no charge (or maybe just a bit of a contribution.) Many vets do da fixin' for just a voluntary contribution.

(Respect!)