DR BOB'S CAT CARE
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I have two four month old kittens, and I cannont persuade them leave to this plant I have alone. They are constantly digging in its dirt and attempting to urinate in it. I have placed a cover over the soil of the plant, but they simple knock this off. I have used a spray bottle and spritzed them with water for disturbing the plant. These methods do not work. The kittens continue to return to the plant. What do you suggest? Are there any safe and natural products I could spread around the base of the plant to keep the kittens away?
Thank you,
Puzzled in Pennsylvania.
RESPECT (Jan) to da People in da Penn. First off, let me say how sorry me was to hear that da kittons is disrepecting your weed. Da Cat is always wantin' ta get a whiff of yer hoom-groon. Dis is da cat. He be fly. But a bit a' passive smokin' ain't the same as disrespecting yer plant pots.
Da kitton be a bit thick (and I see sayin' dis wid respect, mon). He ain't learned enough yet to be chill. He be tinkin' dat da WHOLE WORD be a litter tray. He be like a human baby wat tinks it be chill to crap wherever he wants. Dis not be uptoon top rankin', but how many grown up Ratas duz you know wat duz this?
Me has done a bit of research for me friends in da Penn, and me doon't tink there be a product to keep da kitton off yer hoom-groom. But me has da REAL solution. TIME. (Respect. Zion.) All kittons disrespect da tings. It be there nature. When dey grow up a bit, dey will stop dis behaviour wid da plant pot (and be happy just chillin' wid a bit a' Dub or Dancehall.)
In da meantime, me recomends you continue using da WATER SQUIRTER (like wat ya use on yer weed, mon.) When da kittons start disrespecting da plant pot, give dem a squirt and say; 'No, mon. Dat not be fly'. Dis worked wid me Poison Floowah when she be a kitton (but me hear it be a total waste of time wid da Lancelot, wot be a total bastard even then.)
Question: Is you playin' a lot a Ska? Da Ska ain't da best ting for da kitton. It makes dem a bit mentol. You need to be playin' sumting a bit more chill. I recommend a bit a' Dub. (And a bit a' passive smokin' of your hoom-groon.)
Enjoy da Kittons! And tanks for sendin' your question to Dr Bob of da Kingston Masses. UPTOON! Respect. (Zion.)
