Name

Lisa Lunt

Aliases

“B”, Double L, Lunt Lips, Holly Mackerel.

D.O.B.

Hint, Lisa’ s a Pisces.

MARITAL STATUS

Single. Lisa prefers girls with intimacy issues, budding mental illness and sexy foreign accents. If you are unable to conjugate a proper English sentence, you could very well be her type.

PETS

Dog, black lab, Vera.

LANGUAGES

Languages? I’m American! And typical of your average, red-blooded American, I live in a vast cultural void. Isn’t that why the U.S. fought so hard for our Independence, so we could slowly forget all of our cultural heritage? I’ve got Nike and Coca-cola; that’s all I need.

OCCUPATION

Computer dork, by day. By night, comedy writer and filmmaker (www.tepidfish.com).

RESIDENCE

Baltimore, Maryland, USA.  Ranked one of the top ten most dangerous cities in America for 2002.

RELIGION

Atheist.

FAVE BANDS

Siousxie & the Banshees, The Creatures, Dead Can Dance, The Residents, L7, Lunachics, The White Stripes, PJ Harvey, Marilyn Manson, The Beatles, etc.….I also love techno, industrial, disco and classical music with heavy cello.

FAVE MOVIES

Memento, Zoolander, The Exorcist, The Tenant, Muriel’s Wedding, Run Lola Run, The Matrix, Fight Club, Monty Python’s The Holy Grail, Bound, etc…

FAVE TV SHOWS

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Carole Burnette Show, The Simpsons, Absolutely Fabulous, Monty Phython’s Flying Circus, X-Files.

FAVE ARTISTS

Salvador Dali, Karen Finley, Mark Ryden.

FAVORITE BOOKS

“Cruddy” by Lynda Barry; “I’m the One that I Want” by Margaret Cho;  “She’s Come Undone” by Wally Lamb;  “Return to Auschwitz” by Kitty Hart,

FAVE FOOD

Pierogies (potato only), mash potatoes, French fries, spinach, broccoli.

FAVE DRINKS

Bailey’s & coffee any number of assorted fruity, girlie drinks.

DISLIKES

Thongs. Dishonesty.

DEFINING MOMENTS

Making “The Vibranator” (a comedy short, NOT a porno).  Reading “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie. Realizing that I would get my period more than just once.

FAVORITE QUOTES

“Apple pie…Shiiiiit.”
— Liquid Sky.

“What right does my head have to call itself Me?”
— The Tenant

“You’re not what you think you are. But what you think, you are.”
— Norman Vincent Peale.